Sardar sms; 254 messages
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
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Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?
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Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
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Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?
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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.
haha haha haha :-)
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Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya
Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye
sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao
sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya
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SANTA: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
:-D
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1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki
Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)
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1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
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1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?
Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!
aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->
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Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)
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Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye
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Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->
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Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->
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Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
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1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?
Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->
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Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?
Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.
SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.
Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?
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"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"
BUT...
Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->
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